Three lucky winners now have their very own red Star Trek engineering T-shirts. Who knows what will happen to you guys after you put them on. Don’t worry, a red shirt doesn’t always mean trouble. Scottie had a red shirt after all.

We’ve picked the winners at random and here they are:

Time to stuff some reader’s stockings with $20 worth of iTunes, which beats coal. Congratulations to the winners of our Energizer/Pandora iTunes giveaway, who are all listed below. It’s a win for me too, since I don’t have to actually climb down any chimneys and eat all of your cookies. Click through to see if you’ve been a good boy or girl this year.

You came, you saw, you commented. And some of your comments had us busting a gut, while others left us perplexed. Some of you should really get help. Don’t turn to us, we’re just as twisted.

The 3 funniest comments and our winners are as follows: