If you are worried about germs on your cell phone, I mean really worried, then there’s a better way than spraying it with cleaner every hour. The CellBlaster is the world’s first universal UV cell phone sanitizer. Just pop your phone in and clean it.

This device features an extra-long, powerful germicidal UV tube and a super-reflective scanning bed that quickly eliminates 99.9% of disease-causing germs, bacteria and viruses. The device is compatible with almost any type of cell phone, PMP and other portable gadgets.

The UV Intensity Bikini obviously looks just as awesome as any other bikini on a smoking body. But aside from that, it sports some beads that act as UV level indicators that’ll tell you when it’s ok to get more sun or when you’ve had enough. They turn a darker purple as they’re exposed to more UV rays.

It’s a great way to protect against UV rays and avoid skin cancer, while at the same time giving guys like me some eye-candy. It costs about $99, which is just a wee bit more expensive then your average bikini. I would like to volunteer my services as bead checker for any woman who needs it. I’m here for ya. I will gladly help you care for your new bikini-tech too. They can be tricky to get off.