Flying Saucers are real, made in China

Posted in Aircraft by Conner Flynn on June 18th, 2008

Flying Saucers are real, made in China
Harbin Smart Special Aerocraft is a Chinese company that’s developed a flying saucer capable of climbing up to 1,000 yards at a speed of 50 mph. It can remain in the air for about 40 minutes.

The company spent 12 years and $4.1 million dollars to develop the flying saucer, but they abducted no one. Honest. Hopefully we Americans and the Russians will get in on the act too. That way, we can perfect the Flying Saucer and give some payback to alien worlds. Let’s see how they like the ole anal probe!

Bluetooth Flying Saucer handsfree Kit

Posted in Bluetooth by Conner Flynn on May 2nd, 2008

Bluetooth Flying Saucer handsfree Kit
Here’s another in a great line of UFO shaped products. Honestly, it doesn’t take a whole to impress me. Just make the thing like a UFO, put UFO in the name and I’m good. Mulder and Scully may even visit me. This Bluetooth enabled Flying Saucer is a hands free kit for mobile phones which allows you to remotely operate your mobile with out a hassle in your car or office.

The UFO has Bluetooth 1.2 with a range of 10 meters. Echo and noise suppression technology increase the quality of calls. To make a call you can use the voice dialing features on your mobile. It’s battery powered with a built-in lithium ion battery.

UFO USB hub and card reader

Posted in USB by Conner Flynn on May 1st, 2008

UFO USB hub And card reader
Anything that calls itself “UFO Combo Card Reader + 7-Port Hub” catches my attention. It’s not just a useless device with a cool name either. It’s a gadget that is actually quite handy sporting 7 powered USB 2.0 ports. It’s also got 7 slots to read CF / T-Flash / MicroSD / M2 / Mini SD / SD / MMC Micro / MMC / XD / SM / MS / MS Duo cards.

Did I mention it’s shaped like a UFO? (Sort of) And it might even house little aliens for all I know. The kind that get all up in your business at night, while you sleep. You can get yours in either blue or gray for $30.

High priced UFO plays CDs, abducts you

Posted in CD Player by Conner Flynn on April 30th, 2008

High priced UFO plays CDs, abducts you
What with everyone on Earth having an iPod, if you’re going to dare to make CD players, it’s a good idea to at least make them different. One way to do that is to make it look like a UFO. A UFO that says, “Screw you human, we believe CDs are far superior to MP3s”. If you don’t believe them, they’ll convince you with a rectal probe or two. Has anybody ever done a study on how many abductees rush out and buy new CD players? The numbers might shock you.

The Chinese company Shanling specializes in shall we say odd CD players with unique looks and characteristics. Their latest, the CD-T300 Pro has four amplification valves, two remote controls, and gold-plated tube legs. But the most striking thing about it is that it looks like it is about to shoot a beam out the bottom and pull a cow onboard.





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