That device looks innocent enough, but it acts like a politically correct skunk. Called Pepper Mouth, it plugs into your USB port and sprays a foul stink whenever you type swear words. Well F*** that! Damn that stinks. Hey damn isn’t technically a swear word you ahole! Ewww! Stop it already. I’ll keep it clean.

It blasts a putrid peppery smell whenever it detects your online vulgarity, first warning you with a red light, and then when you make a second offense, it punishes you. That bastard! Dear god my nose!

Death and taxes aren’t the only certainties in life. Another one is that garbage does and always will stink. It’s all that organic stuff, like banana peels, coffee grounds, apple cores and stuff. At room temperature, it’s just a stink factory. But if you freeze it…

Now you’re seeing the brilliance of this concept. The Minus Frozen Garbage Container is designed to keep the smell down by keeping your garbage at below-freezing points, where they don’t rot. There’s always the option of perfumed bags, or taking your trash out more, but screw that. Freezing stuff is better.