In the old days we used paper. But that is so last century. These days it’s all about fancy polymers. Spit Balls branded spit balls are tiny polymer beads that will grow up to 200X in your mouth and become extra sticky.

If you, like us, have been waiting for spit ball tech to explode, then you know how ecstatic we are that this day has arrived. 200X their original size. And super sticky-icky. See that Editors list on the left there? They will be targeted. No one will be spared.

Upgrading the bow and arrow aint no walk in the park. The thing is perfected already. It’s lethal, efficient, fairly portable too. It’s been around for awhile. Somehow, the folks over at Thinkgeek have managed to make the weapon even cooler. Messier too. The Bow and Mallow shooter at long last combines archery with marshmallows. Check out the video below to see it in action.

Man, if I were still a kid, I could think of about a hundred different ways to get in trouble with this thing. I would think it would be perfect for Mischief night. While others are soaping up windows and TP’ing houses, you and a few friends could do stuff like, I don’t know, completely cover cars in marshmallows and the like. Loads of fun.