There’s no better way to celebrate your love of both slippers and computers than with these dorky keyboard slippers from Kito. You’ll make quite a fashion statement and everyone will know what a nerd you are on sight.

The sizes available range from 36 to 41. Color schemes for the foot straps are yellow, red, or dark blue. Each pair will cost you $29. Try not to hit Cntrl-Alt-Del or you might trip and fall. So, who’s man enough to buy a pair?

Apparently somebody made this one of a kind set of baby slippers at Burning Man 2007, but we want to be able to buy these for real. If that seems wrong to you, then all you need do is have a look at the toddler mop. These are clearly a better way to get your floor clean using babies.

They’re creepy sure. But if you have a house full of rugrats and they see you wearing these babies, they’ll get the message real quick that they need to shape up, or else.