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Samsung W200 shock + waterproof pocket cam with full HD video

Posted in Samsung by Conner Flynn on April 19th, 2011

Word on the street is that Samsung is expected to announce a new W200 shock+waterproof pocket cam with full HD video capabilities. It looks nice and sporty doesn’t it? Looks like it can take a decent beating. The sensor resolution will be 5MP (back side illuminated).

So feel free to carry this one with you on your Indiana Jones type adventures, stopping to snap a pic occasionally as you outrun enemies and uncover buried treasures. Or just, you know, take it with you on vacation. The announcement should be in a few days.

Crazy gadget forces your kids to smile

Posted in News by Conner Flynn on February 6th, 2011

This seems more like something Batman’s Joker would use on unsuspecting Gotham residents, but it was actually created by a Japanese inventor. It’s called the Electro Smile. The device hooks onto your child’s face, then constantly sends electricity to your child’s cheeks, triggering the muscles to make them smile.

Creepy huh? It has an adjustable current, so even the most stubborn kid can be made to smile. This is definitely the work of a Batman villain. Why the long face son? Zap! he he he ha ha ha.

Blast Knuckles deliver 950,000 volts

Posted in Weapons by Conner Flynn on December 21st, 2008

Blast Knuckles deliver 950,000 voltsSo, it’s time to upgrade from the Umbuster Umbrella as it’s only appropriate for breaking jaws in the rain. But what could deliver more destruction in a more compact package? Well, the Blast Knuckles will deliver a promised stun power of 950,000 volts. That’s enough to shock a cartoon soul right out of anybody and watch it play the harp all the way up to heaven.

If you use these, I would advise running like hell and changing your name as you will probably be charged with murder soon. Seriously, this is insane. Only use this in self defense and don’t zap yourself. Appropriately, the blast knuckles aren’t legal in all fifty states in the US, though you could probably still buy it for $50.

Lipstick taser in stunning colors

Posted in Taser by Conner Flynn on April 8th, 2008

Lipstick taser in stunning colors
The ladies can now carry 350,000 volts disguised as lipstick, that will stop any attacker in his tracks. I only ask that when I hit on you, you don’t overreact and zap my nutsack for no reason whatsoever. This is meant for serious defense from an attacker. I just want to be clear on that. I didn’t appreciate the restraining order either. You know who you are.

It’s just 3 and 5/8 inches long, 7/8 inches in diameter and apparently comes in the colors shown. Also has a nifty flashlight. A word of warning to you blondes out there. Not that I believe all the dumb blonde jokes. I think you are all far smarter then they give you credit for. That being said, make sure that you think before trying to apply lipstick with your taser. It’s not hard to imagine a pretty, but none too bright young girl zapping herself in the lips, only to get up and do it again. And again. Just be careful.

Mindwire’s shocking V-5 sensory feedback kit

Posted in Games by Conner Flynn on March 14th, 2008

Mindwire’s shocking V-5 sensory feedback kit
Mindwire has come up with an electrical muscle simulation kit that actually gives gamers direct sensory feedback. That means when your onscreen character takes a hit, you get a shock. The price is £99.99 and the Mindwire-V5 will plug into any second-generation console through the controller port.

So, if you are a glutton for punishment, this add-on will give you a more intense and immersive gameplay experience if you’re up for it. A maximum of five self-adhesive pads can be applied to your arms, legs and stomach. Hell, why not just have your little brother kick you in the nuts everytime someone scores a hit on you? That’s immersive gameplay.