Forget alarm clocks. Dream Jammies will shake you awake. Alexander Reeder’s technologically enhanced pajamas are connected by a series of wires to an iPhone App that allows you to get shaken awake by someone connected to the other side. No matter how far away they may be.

The Dream Jammies are pretty ugly, but they are fitted with motion sensors that can tell whether the wearer is standing up, laying down or tossing and turning. The information is transmitted to their partner’s iPhone which indicates restful or restlessness via a colorful screen. If one partner shakes their iPhone, it wakes their sleeping partner.

I can’t think of a stranger phone buddy than one shaped like an egg who will shake his legs whenever you get a call. I think it might be fun to rest him on the edge of your table. That way, when he starts getting all freaky and shaking his legs, that egg is going all Humpty Dumpty.

Other then that, this little guy is pretty useless. Good thing he’s only $6. What the hell, he displays the time too. If you need a special friend to get egg-cited about your phone calls, look no further.