Golfers would like nothing better than to combine their sport with boobs, somehow. But that’s a tall order for a sport like golf. Thankfully for golfers lingerie maker Triumph International Japan has unveiled a new concept bra designed to appeal to female golfing enthusiasts. And men who want to get them topless.

It’s called the “Nice Cup In Bra,” and consists of a grass-green top that, when removed, unfolds into a 1.5-meter-long putting mat. The user can then sink a putt into one of the cups, when a built-in speaker will exclaim “Nice shot.”

LED-embedded undergarments are bizarre. Maybe even creepy. I mean, look at the pic. It looks like you have an evil other-worldly creature living in your nether regions. Do you really want that thing staring at you? But hey, maybe you like that sort of thing in the bedroom. Who am I to judge?

I guess LED undies are only limited by your perverse imagination. At Enlighted, you can get LED g-strings, panties, even hot pants. If it’s not freakish enough for you, they will make a custom piece for you, with lights and patterns of your choice. Perfect for acting out Sci-Fi fantasies. Just don’t ever talk about it outside of the bedroom. Please.

The video speaks for itself. The lovely Heidi Klum playing GH World Tour. Very clever marketing. How I wish I were that Guitar.

For those who want navigate while pawing a woman’s body, this is for you. If you already have a female in your life chances are you’ll get smacked and live on the couch for a week. If you are alone and buying this, good luck finding a real woman. These mice have no heads or limbs so you can concentrate all your pervy attention on the naughty bits.

Right and left click the boobs to your hearts content. It comes in two varieties: lingerie torso and cropped World Cup t-shirt torso. Both wear lacy painted underwear and have actual different names that go with their nationality. They’ll cost you $45, which is nothing to you since you aren’t spending it on a real woman.