35th anniversary Hello Kitty Battery Doors

Posted in Hello Kitty by Conner Flynn on November 18th, 2009

35th anniversary Hello Kitty Battery DoorsHello Kitty is 35 now. Not sure what that is in cat years, but if you like you can celebrate her 35th anniversary with Coverco’s range of customizable battery doors for a bunch of cellphones.

Of course it features the face of Hello Kitty herself looking creepy as ever and you can even have some custom text if you want. If you have an iPhone, you can print the design on a bunch of cases and skins for an extra fee. Prices start at $35.

Softbank unveils new Hello Kitty phone

Posted in Hello Kitty by Conner Flynn on November 10th, 2009

Softbank unveils new Hello Kitty phoneAnother day another Hello Kitty phone. This one is all lit up like the Kitty went to Vegas and had a good old time. Probably counted some cards, drank too much, got into a knife fight, had a three way with some dancers and narrowly escaped a mob hit.

The 942H KT is pretty much an average flip phone, but when opened the pink highlights and Hello Kitty logo show up. Some other features include: 1-Seg television viewing, 3D gaming, GPS, electronic wallet features, and 3G. Nothing on pricing, but when the kitty shows up, girls empty their wallets.

Hello Kitty FUJIFILM Instax Mini 25 Camera

Posted in Hello Kitty by Conner Flynn on October 21st, 2009

Hello Kitty FUJIFILM Instax Mini 25 CameraAh, we meet again Kitty. I thought I had seen the last of you with the Hello Kitty Mimobots. But alas, you live. Apparently there are 12 year old girls still drinking the Kool-Aid.

Which means that they will be buying the FUJIFILM Instax Mini 25 Hello Kitty with 50 Instax Films. This is Fuji’s version of a Polaroid camera. Just press the button and an instant color photo appears soon after to share with your other Hello Kitty cult members.

Hello Kitty Mimobots are an army of darkness headed for USB ports

Posted in USB Flash Drives by Conner Flynn on October 4th, 2009

Hello Kitty Mimobots are an army of darkness headed for USB portsThese Hello Kitty Mimobots look absolutely terrifying when there are several together. They travel in packs you see, seeking out your USB port so that they can feed on your files like cute feline vampires in overalls. They are evil and I’m scared. These are in celebration of Hello Kitty’s 35th anniversary.

Sanrio and mimoco got together one stormy night and brainstormed over what kind of creepy thing they could do next. This is their Frankenstein creation. A 2 GB flash drive sells for $25, while the 4 GB version sells for $35 and there’s an 8 GB version that sells for $50.

Samsung E2210 and Star Hello Kitty edition

Posted in Hello Kitty by Conner Flynn on September 18th, 2009

Samsung E2210 and Star Hello Kitty editionFolks in Belgium will soon be invaded by a new pink menace; the new Samsung E2210 and Star Hello Kitty edition. At that time all of their teen girls will be enslaved into the Hello Kitty cult. The Earth will turn pink as they hold their phones skyward and send the signal that will summon their alien/cat master. And then she will come. God help us all.

The E2210 will retail for $100 and comes in a white and pink theme. The touchscreen-enabled Star comes in a similar color combination, it just has a higher €169 price tag. Specifications and features of both handsets remain the same.

MiNEW A10 Hello Kitty Nettop

Posted in Hello Kitty by Conner Flynn on September 15th, 2009

MiNEW A10 Hello Kitty NettopNo offense to teen/tween girls everywhere, but some things just make you want to vomit. One of those things is this the MiNEW A10 Hello Kitty PC. There goes my lunch. It’s the usual assault of pinkness, cuteness and kitty-ness.

Under the hood you won’t find anything special. A netbook with an Intel Atom processor, 1GB RAM, Intel GMA950 chipset and a 160GB SATA hard drive etc. No word on pricing, but trust us your daughter is going to ask for it.

Hello Kitty MP3 player

Posted in Hello Kitty by Conner Flynn on September 14th, 2009

Hello Kitty MP3 playerHello Kitty strikes again. iRiver just unveiled their latest MP3 player in the likeness of the Little furball. As usual with this sort of thing, don’t expect great specs. It’s basically a paperweight that plays music. It features 2GB of storage space, MP3 and WMA support and an integrated FM radio with no display.

It’s available in Japan for about $60 and we hope it stays there. I guess the lame specs show what the Hello Kitty people think of their fans. Just slap a cat face on it and people will buy it.

Limited edition Hello Kitty Sony Ericsson W395

Posted in Hello Kitty by Conner Flynn on September 1st, 2009

Limited edition Hello Kitty Sony Ericsson W395Hey look. They’ve slapped Hello Kitty on another object so teen girls and women who never grew up can sicken those around them. This latest device to fall prey to Hello Kitty’s charms is the Sony Ericsson W395.

It’s already available in Hong Kong and the Hello Kitty version has the exact same specs as the standard W395. It just has our favorite world dominating kitty on it and sports a metallic pink color. It will cost you about $200 and a girlly scream of joy.

Hello Kitty limited edition Casio Exilim EX-Z2 with 12.1 megapixels available for pre-order

Posted in Cameras by Conner Flynn on August 5th, 2009

Hello Kitty limited edition Casio Exilim EX-Z2 with 12.1 megapixels available for pre-orderApparently it’s Hello Kitty’s 35th anniversary despite the fact that every year seems like an anniversary with all of the kitty branded crap that gets regurgitated onto the market like tasty gadget hairballs. This is not the first Casio digital camera we’ve seen carrying the face of HK, but the Exilim EX- Z2 is the first 12.1-megapixel version we’ve ever seen.

And what would it be if it were not covered in Swarovskis and dipped in pink? This Casio features a 2.7-inch LCD, and a 3 x optical zoom, plus it looks like the package comes with the following: a camera case, lanyard, and giant pink tribble thing.

Hello Kitty iPhone Knockoff

Posted in Hello Kitty by Conner Flynn on July 13th, 2009

Hello Kitty iPhone KnockoffThere are two things that China is great at producing, Hello Kitty items and popular knock off gadgets. Well now you can get all of your Hello Kitty branded cellphone knockoffs on a one stop shop that sells them all.

HelloKittyPhones.com sells just about every Hello Kitty cellphone that there is. Even this one that looks a lot like an iPhone. It’s called the Hello Kitty Phone 3G and the price ranges from $89 to $109. So if you love Hello Kitty branded on a knockoff cellphone, you’ll want to visit.

Medion delivers S1211 Hello Kitty mini notebook

Posted in Hello Kitty by Conner Flynn on June 21st, 2009

Medion delivers S1211 Hello Kitty mini notebookYep. It’s another Hello Kitty notebook. This Hello Kitty mini laptop is from Medion and will make all of your little girl wishes come true. It features a Hello Kitty mugshot on the outside and another on the keyboard. This one is dubbed the S1211 Medion.

This kitty branded notebook comes with a $578 price tag, in your choice of white or black colors. Some other features include: Microsoft Windows XP Home Edition, 1GB RAM, 160GB hard drive, 10” TFT display, Webcam, and wireless connectivity.

Sanrio Hello Kitty digital frame

Posted in Hello Kitty by Conner Flynn on May 31st, 2009

Sanrio Hello Kitty digital frameWe’ve seen several interesting digital frames lately, like Viewsonic’s new line for instance. But none as pink and girlly as this Hello Kitty digital frame. Perfect to display those pics of Hello Kitty herself punching young girls, like above.

Sanrio has introduced two new 7” (480×342) picture frames with 6MB of internal memory. The frames also support MP3 and WMA files as well as JPEG and MPEG 1/2 videos. Other accessories with the digi-frame include SD/SDHC, MMC, memory stick and CF reader. The files can be directly accessed via USB from the frame itself.

USB Hello Kitty mouse done in Swarovski crystals

Posted in Hello Kitty by Conner Flynn on May 10th, 2009

USB Hello Kitty mouse done in Swarovski crystalsNothing says tacky like an object decked out in Swarovski crystals. It’s double the ewww factor when that object is a mouse made to resemble Hello Kitty. It is so girlly and shiny that it blinds any male who looks in it’s direction.

It’s says that it’s compatible with windows, but you’ll obviously need a gargantuan hand to use this thing. This fugly light catcher can be yours for only 160.00. It’s not an official Hello Kitty product. Just officially yuck.

Hello Kitty goes 3G with the OKWAP A316

Posted in Hello Kitty by Conner Flynn on May 10th, 2009

Hello Kitty goes 3G with the OKWAP A316No one takes Hello Kitty phones seriously. At least, until now. The Hello Kitty OKWAP A316 offers 3G connectivity in addition to GSM tri-band 900/1800/1900 support. An actual serious phone with a pink kitty, that will still go with your Hello Kitty purse.

Aside from the specs above, it’s pretty ordinary, featuring a 2.2″ LCD display, a 2-megapixel camera, and up to 2GB of external memory. A built-in MP3 player and Chinese/English dictionaries will help you buy even more Hello Kitty stuff when abroad. It also features a built-in Hello Kitty menu with animations, wallpaper and ringtones.

Hello Kitty Guitars rock you like a pink hurricane

Posted in Hello Kitty by Conner Flynn on April 26th, 2009

Hello Kitty Guitars rock you like a pink hurricaneI’m speechless. The demon-spawn known as Hello Kitty has invaded rock. Her royal pinkness has her own deal with Fender. That means that world domination is nearly here. I think there may be one or two products left that have escaped her image.

Hello Kitty will be appearing on Stratocasters, music bags, picks, guitar straps, and the like which may be wielded by the likes of Prince or Hannah Montana. I bet that Metallica dude gets one and won’t admit it.





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