Listen up all you George Costanzas and Captain Picards. Laser-based hair rejuvenation is your answer. Specifically the iGrow, a stylish new bit of head-gear from Apira Science. It features 21 laser diodes and 30 LED lights.

The company says that this machine matches the output of most clinical hair lasers, and it should result in “thicker, fuller and healthier” hair in just a “few short months.” You buying this? The iGrow also includes a remote that has been programmed for both men and women, and it has a built-in set of headphones that you can use with your own iPod or MP3 player. Damn. This thing is packed with features. It will cost you $695.

Designer Jonas Buck shows us this All Area shaver concept complete with some images of Ken dolls to show off just which hair on your body stays and which hair goes. If you are a caveman or Bigfoot, you now have one tool for all your hair.

The dots on the ken dolls(not shown) are placed strategically on the bodies at selected areas, representing survey results from 13 students from both genders. The question is this. Where should a male shave? All the typical areas have been dotted, which is why this shaver is called the All Area. Because it’s versatile. Sometimes it will function as a trimmer and with length attachments it can be used on longer hair.

I’ve got a full head of hair, so I’m pretty lucky. But I imagine it’s hard for some guys when you suddenly wake up one day to find that you are bald or balding. Some people can get away with it. But your Kojaks and Captain Picards are pretty rare exceptions. Most likely you’re a George Costanza type.

Which is why you would want to turn to a crazy gadget like this in the hopes that it can restore you to your former glory. The X5 HairLaser blasts your scalp with “15 distinct points of coherent laser light at the optimum power and wavelength,” which is supposedly gives you hair growth. It will take 10-15 minutes of this, three times a week. $300 may seem steep, but if it actually regrows hair it’s worth it. If not, there’s always that paint on crap.