Do you like your weapons dangerous and crazy? Want a weapon that is just as likely to hurt you as someone else? Well, here ya go. This machete-shooting slingshot is crazy. This crossbow/slingshot hybrid is designed to fire a machete at a high rate of speed at any target you want.

You just know it will backfire and stick through this guys head at some point, but what the hell. No one is going to mess with you when you have this thing ready to go. You’ll shoot your eye out kid!

When I was growing up, people used to play with lawn darts all the time. Sadly those people are no longer with us as the game often resulted in various injuries and death. They outlawed the game, which was probably a good idea.

Well, the game isn’t outlawed anymore. Incredible Technologies, the makers of PowerPutt Mini Golf, have a video version of Lawn Darts that should be much safer than the original version. It even has a Raw Talk feature with adult profanity, for those missed shots. Video below.