Are you ready for Iron Man 2 on May 7th? Well, if you all wear this Iron Man 2 Cologne to the premiere, there will no doubt be a lot of gagging and passing out. This new cologne comes from Diesel and the bottle is shaped like Iron Man’s hand.

If you really need to know, the fragrance is influenced by “top notes of lemon blossom, mandarin and coriander leaves, a heart of labdanum, black rose and lavender, and a dry down of amber, tolu wood and ebony wood”.

I have no idea why you would want to smell like Justine Timberlake thinks you should smell, but his “Play” cologne for Givenchy tries to take advantage of your love for gadgets by mimicking am MP3 player. The bottle was designed by Serge Mansau, who has created bottles for other Givenchy fragrances.

It features Play/Rewind/Forward touch buttons, but it’s all a fake. Rest assured that you will repel girls with your pop star smell and the poorly designed bottle is not even worth bragging about to your friends, who will dwindle in numbers as they each seek to escape the scented cloud of funk that is you.