Bodum is actually calling their upcoming Bistro line of appliances “rugged,” wrapped in rubber and dotted with grippy outsides, they look like they can stand up to an abusive housewife. Unlike me, who gets beat regularly and cowers in the corner.

The line comes in a wide array of colors and they reportedly feel “Spongy but durable”. I’m not sure there’s a market for such rugged appliances that look more like power tools, but women are sure to dig those colors.

Forget those six packs of cold beer growing old in your frig – get it instead fresh from the keg as you use the miracle of a dispenser to get your beer buzz on. Greet your professional installer with hugs as he wheels this Integrated Draught Beer Dispenser into your home.

The distributor of the Integrated Draught Beer Dispenser says this contraption is ready to dispense beer within five minutes of installation, with no need to chill a keg in advance. It is compatible with a variety of different size kegs and comes with its own CO2 canister so you have plenty of suds from the very beginning.

Soccer mom Sally needs to make a lot of sandwiches for the upcoming soccer team family picnic she is planning. She also happens to love a local bakery which never slices its bread. What’s she to do? Cough up around $2,750 for the super fast Robot Coupe TP180 bread slicer.