Have you had it with Fido’s stink? Need some relief? Are you a sucker? Well, the Pet Collar Air Purifier can help. It takes that filthy air around your animal, sucks it up, and spits out clean air.

The purifier will save you and your pet from allergens, dander and smoke and also coats your dog, cat or whatever with spray from a scent dispenser that will relax them. And do god knows what else. It can’t be good.

Most smokers own a cigarette lighter that does one thing. Light cigarettes. But now you are in the 21st century. Hows about a lighter that does 3 things? This gadget-lighter will still provide a flame, but it will also act as an air purifier and perfume dispenser.

I guess the idea is to light up, then purify the air, then perfume it. It’s like you and your cig were never there. You have just become a ninja. For $54.99 you’ll also get a car charger. Why do I get the feeling this doesn’t work as advertised?

It’s a familiar situation. You’ve just had some Taco Bell and something is trying to make a run for the border in your pants. Or maybe you just haven’t showered lately. Either way, what you need is a car Air Purifier. The Car USB Frog Air Purifier will eat bad smells like so many tasty flies and make it all better.

It’s designed to generate millions of negative ions to ionize and remove unwanted particles in the air. The frog air purifier comes with a car plug adapter and a USB cable, so you can use it not only in your car, but also in your office or at home. No matter where you use it, you’ll look like a dork for only $19.99.