Now you can retire from your gig as air guitar rocker and play your shirt instead. This Electronic Rock Guitar Shirt even has its own mini amplifier. When you strum the shirt with the special magnetic pick, it delivers some awesome distorted-sounding guitar chords.

You can’t rock individual notes, but there are 15 different power cords, covering all the major keys. Once you figure out where to activate each of the chords on the shirt’s “frets,” just press your finger there and start strumming.

This air guitar defies convention by not being made of air at all, but it’s still an awesome idea. It was designed by Julien Duquesnoy. The iRock is basically a guitar frame with a spot in the center for your iPod. See where this is going?

The neck of the guitar is a speaker, so what you have is a complete self-contained instrument of rock. The iRock is constructed of lightweight aluminum and would fit the iPod Classic and iPod Touch. It’s just a concept right now, but we can see this thing being produced and selling well.

Here’s the latest in a long line of air guitar products, the Guitar Hero Air Guitar Rocker. This is the moment that geeks and wannabes have been waiting for. The Guitar Hero Air Guitar Rocker is finally available in major retailers. The Jada Toys’ device, showcased at CES, will give you a miniature guitar amplifier, a sensor-laden belt buckle, an assortment of pics and an Air Cartridge, which packs “ten signature guitar riffs” ranging in skill from one to five.

Once you have completed the first phase of your latest endeavor, (making an ass of your middle-aged self) you can look forward to Phase two, which is you buying “encore packs” that will include themed belt buckles and new Air Cartridges. Those will be arriving later this summer for $14.99 each.