Want a white iPhone 4 with diamonds, crystals and pearls? Gresso has just the thing. This baby has a solid diamond-coated mineral glass backing, three independent Swiss clocks and pearl dials.

You can get the $30k diamond model or the more affordable Swarovski crystal version for $7,000. Only 150 of them will be available so you better hurry and mortgage that house. Anybody want one of these?

Oh hell no! They have combined two things that I hate on this iPad case, Spongebob and Swarovski crystals. Well, if you happen to be a fan of SpongeBob SquarePants and/or gaudy shiny overpriced glass, this is the perfect iPad case for you.

It’s made from crystallized Swarovski, adding some bling to the cartoon character. It comes with a month’s warranty, cleaning cloth and phone strap. This SpongeBob crystallized Swarovski iPad case is available for $409.

Swarovski crystals. They have been used to bling up many a gadget. The Phosphor brand has announced the Reveal line, which uses Swarovski crystals to actually tell the time. Phosphor is using “proprietary Micro-Magnetic Mechanical Digital technology” to rotate Swarovski crystals into place to form the readouts on the face.

The models are available in six styles, four of which are for women, and two for men, for $199 and up. These crystals sure look better on a watch face, than they do on an iPad.

Now that Steve has launched iPad 2, CrystalRoc isn’t missing the chance to glam it up with their first Swarovski encrusted iPad 2 cases. I wonder how many of these they actually sell. Michael Jackson is gone, so there goes one sale. I suppose Elton John will get one, maybe Lady Gaga.

It comes decked out in more than 4000 crystals and is exclusively produced in their London Studios. For just $700, you can encase your new iPad in either Swarovski Crystal, Jet Hematite or Rose cases. The company also accepts orders for custom color cases as well.

If it isn’t swarovski crystals, it’s gold. These are the things that bling up our gadgets. Well,not our gadgets, rich folk’s gadgets. Computer Choppers are pimping out these Gold iPod Nano 6Gs. That’s right, these iPod Nano 6Gs has been dipped in 24kt gold.

Computer Choppers will even put some custom graphics on the rear. The price is so high that you’ll have to email to inquire about pricing. They don’t want to advertise just how much you’ll need to drop on these.

What could possibly be better than a tablet or smartphone covered in Swarovski crystals? Microsoft’s kinect, that’s what. At least that’s what DS Styles thinks. This Kinect will blind you before you even get to use it, then take some stills of you stumbling about.

Well, I know what Elton John is getting for Christmas. This thing matches some of his suits. If you like gaudy gadgets, this will cost you $632. You’ll be picking these cheap crystals out of your carpet for eternity as they fall out.

Samsung is unleashing a special Luxury edition of its Galaxy Tab that will cost $1,000.00. For that price you get an exclusive leather case to carry the tablet in and a Bluetooth headset in addition to the stock Galaxy Tab. That’s it.

That’s right. There isn’t any gold or silver or even a single Swarovski crystal anywhere. We aren’t even sure if it will be the 3G-capable version. If this is a Wi-Fi-only model, you better pass on this one.

If you think that the Samsung Galaxy Tab is expensive already, Harrods has a version that raises the price to new levels. They are offering a custom Samsung Galaxy Tab that comes with 5700 Swarovski “crystals” which are already included into the final price point.

These “crystals” are all glued on by hand, and carefully placed around a Galaxy Tab logo in “Jet Hematite”. This all translates to a £2,699 price. We reckon you’ll leave a trail of crystals behind you if you use this thing.

Do you have too much money, no sense and absolutely no shame? If so, then check out this new CrystalRoc Galaxy Tab. We can’t tell you the price, but we do know that the tablet packs 5,700 Swarosvski bright crystals.

Oh and a custom logo too. If you are interested in this eyesore, you can expect it to show up exclusively at Harrods in London on Monday, November 1st. Do rich folk actually buy these? Have any of them ever been blinded by their device?

The fashion-minded among you will love Canon’s G12 camera now that it has had an aesthetic makeover thanks to Diane von Furstenberg, who designed this model exclusively for AHAlife. Only 50 units will be available to the mass market.

The fashion designer loves photography, so she decided to help gussy this camera up. This special edition of the Canon G12 will come with an Andy Warhol lip print in Swarovski crystals and a zebra print case for fashionistas.

Add another to the growing number of luxury i-products from Stuart Hughes. The new iPad SUPREME FIRE Edition from Stuart Hughes weighs 2.5 kilograms and is made of 24kt solid gold.

Get your ransom money ready, you will need it if you ever leave your home with this thing. It will cost you about $165,000 (or £109,995 GBP) and for that price you’ll be getting the 3G 64GB iPad.

Forget fancy Swarovski studded iPhone cases. Crocodile skin with white gold is the way to go. Or maybe a Stingray polished or python skinned iPhone 4 case? Apparently each of these is available from a site called MJ Apple iPhone Limited Edition.

Yes, that name sounds pretty shady. But if this is your sort of thing, these are all limited editions. Apparently they ship from Russia and you will have to email or call to ask about price and availability, so you know it’s expensive.

From the front it looks like a plain old iPhone 4, but around back this iPhone is sporting some wood. This beautiful specimen comes from Russian technology company Gresso. There are embedded Swarovski crystals and an 18-karat golden Apple logo set in a sheet of African Blackwood.

While we loath Swarovski crystals on gadgets, this design is much more tasteful than the solid gold iPhones we are used to seeing. This luxury phone will arrive in December for $3,500, or $3,000 for the male version on the right.

Here’s something for the geeky gadget girl who has everything and is now buying it all again, but with gaudy crystals. Distinctive Style has an assortment of iPhone, iPad, Blackberry, iPod Touch and other cases that are covered in Swarovski crystals. Of course many of them are Hello Kitty designs.

The Hello Kitty Core Crystallized Swarovski iPad Case and the Hello Kitty Black Crystallized Swarovski iPad Case will make you stand out and not in a good way. They’ll cost you $601 and $132 respectively.

Enough with the tacky Swarovski crystals already. Game consoles should look tough and functional, strong. They shouldn’t look like Elton John on a Saturday night. The folks over at CrystalRoc can’t seem to stop themselves, as they are now offering this blinged out Xbox 360.

Apparently this particular eyesore will be used for one of Microsoft’s PR campaigns. Supposedly it took over 70 hours to finish, and they used more than 11,520 individual Swarovski crystals. It probably won’t show up for sale.