Chances are if you have this Star Trek Enterprise bottle opener lying around your home, you probably don’t have many female friends coming over for sleepovers. I believe this particular Enterprise with the oval hole in the saucer section is inspired from that episode where Shatner’s ego blew a hole in the command deck. The same episode where Bones said, “Damnit Jim, I’m a doctor not a Tribble vet aboard a floating bottle opener.”

Obviously, if you’re a Trekkie that likes beer you’ll want to spend the $24 to open your beer with this tiny starship, get drunk, then have a toy to play with.

This little bottle opener has a LCD display that keeps track of how many beers you’ve opened, because as you know when you get to a certain point, you have no clue where you are, let alone how many beers you’ve consumed. You would think that constantly emptying your bladder would be some indication.

So, if you lose track and need a visual indicator of when you should stop, this little device will come to your rescue. I suppose it’s also handy if a bunch of drunks are in one room and one guy needs to brag. Note: It won’t make ugly women look better…The beer already handles that.

I don’t think this is exactly how the “church key” got its name but it looks like it would fit the definition. This bottle opener is designed to actually look like a regular, old-fashion key but in this case the business end is built in such a way so that it makes a great lever for opening bottles. This allows you to carry an inconspicuous bottle opener on your key ring with it looking like you just keep a key to grandma’s old shed instead of laying suspect to your closet alcohol addiction every time …

This set of bar accessories consist of an ice bucket, shovel and a fire extinguisher / cocktail shaker, all in a shiny silver-plated finish. To give you some perspective on size of these items, the cocktail shaker holds 20 oz and is just a little over 10 inches tall.

I’d doubt they have wet bars in fire houses but if they did this would be the perfect set of items, but they would probably be almost as cool in any home bar too. The set will run you …

The accessories made to latch onto the iPod fame will truly never end, and what better example than the Mophie Mueva Wraptor Bevy. This Bevy, for short, holds a second generation iPod Shuffle inside a clear protective case which has a place to wrap around your earbuds, acts as a keychain (so far so good), and is also a bottle opener. I mean, why not? I still have to stick with the sandal bottle opener as my fav, though.

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While doing projects around the house, grilling outside and even at social events I’ll often find myself asking where I put my beer, but my problem ends with this beer holster.

Made of the same type of rugged leather of tool belts, pliers and gun holsters, this will snap onto your belt and has a strap to go around your leg to keep the holster upright at all times and is the perfect size for a 12 ounce can or bottle. Imagine the convenience of never losing track of your beer while having both hands free to …

Hey, remember those bottle-opener sandals we told you about last year? Well, just in case you want to make sure that you have some booze handy when the need arises you may want to pick up the Dram Sandals from Reef.

Imagine the following: it’s a hot summer day. You and your buds are splashing around in the surf and then you spy some hotness approaching. You have an empty glass but what do you have to offer the lovely ladies to drink?? Aha, that’s right, you’re wearing …

This picture is pretty self-explanatory, but just in case you don’t make the connection this is a ring that has an opening on one side of it that works as a bottle opener. A little torque while wearing the Ring Thing on your “social” finger and you have solved the problem of always having to look around for an opener or some particularly strong surface area every time you want to open a bottle.

I have to say that this looks a little more sanitary than the bottle opener sandals we posted about in …

How many times have you been somewhere and gotten a bottle that’s not a twist off when you don’t have an opener?

I do not routinely carry an opener and I have been faced with this predicament many times. I would usually spend the next few minutes searching around the area for some fixture or hardware that even remotely resembles an opener and the whole time contemplating using my teeth against my better judgment.

Well, those days may be over with these new Men’s Bottle Opener Sandals by Reef. These cool flip-flop …