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USB Shaking Hip provides desktop booty shaking

Posted in USB by Conner Flynn on July 7th, 2009

USB Shaking Hip provides desktop booty shakingThe USB Shaking Hip has a single function in life. To shake it’s groove thang for lonely nerds all day long. That’s all it does. It will shake as long as it remains plugged into a powered USB port. Looks like you have your choice of various undies styles as well.

Four different versions to be exact. If you can’t get to the beach and see the real deal, I suppose it will have to do. Personally though, I would suggest you focus on getting a real live girl so you can see this.

Sony Launches PS Vita slim for North America

Posted in PS Vita by Darrin Olson on May 6th, 2014

Sony PS Vita Bundle US ReleaseSony launched an updated, slimmer version of the Playstation Vita on Tuesday to North America including the US, as part of a bundle with a copy of Borderlands 2. The Vita Slim had already been released in Japan last year, Europe earlier this year and Europe and has now finally made its way west.

Brick Pic: Pirate Keyboard

Posted in Brick Pic by Conner Flynn on November 4th, 2009

Pirate KeyboardIt’s a historical fact that Pirates don’t have a lot to say. They communicate mostly with scowls and grunts. When they do have to say something while sailing the high seas, plundering booty and hunting for treasures, it’s usually just “Arrrrr”.

So a Pirate’s keyboard keeps things simple with just the basic essential pirate keys. Arrrrrr. Avast. Even this keyboard, simple as it is, is hard to operate with a hook hand.

Sexy Squishy Peach Butt cell phone straps

Posted in Mobile Accessories,Uncategorized by Conner Flynn on July 13th, 2009

Sexy Squishy Peach Butt cell phone strapsSexy Squishy Peach Butt cell phone straps let you squeeze as much Charmin as you want. Booty squeezing has been scientifically shown to reduce stress, especially when those cheeks are decked out in all kinds of fancy undies.

With these cell phone straps, there’s no need to ever be without the soft touch of a woman’s backside…if she were like 4 inches tall. This thing just may replace the lucky rabbit’s foot for pervs.

Star Trek VoIP/Skype communicator

Posted in Skype by Conner Flynn on February 5th, 2009

Star Trek VoIP/Skype communicatorIt’s no coincidence that there’s a new Trek movie just as Dream Cheeky will be releasing a USB VoIP/Skype phone in the form of geek gold: A replica of the communicators used on the original Star Trek TV series.

The phone is compatible with XP, Vista and OS X Tiger or greater, and you’ll get speakerphone, mute and volume control functions, plus the usual Star Trek sounds. Stuff like, “Transporter room ready to beam up”. It’s due out in April, but we don’t have any pricing info yet. Should be affordable though.

Why it’s a good idea to get a Wii for your girlfriend

Posted in Wii by Conner Flynn on June 3rd, 2008

Girl doing hula hoop on with the Nintendo WiiTheir are several advantages to owning a Wii. Especially if you have a cute girlfriend. It can be fun for her and fun for you as made very clear in this video where there’s a whole lotta booty shakin going on.
For those of you who have no girlfriend…You might want to put your Wiimote down for a few hours each day. When you find one,(Hopefully Chloroform isn’t involved) bring her back to your place and have her play some Wii.

Wrench tightens nuts by hand, literally

Posted in Tools by Conner Flynn on June 1st, 2008

Wrench tightens nuts by hand, literally
Normally cranking your nuts by hand is frowned upon. I guess that’s no longer the case. Surprisingly, this tool was not designed for booty grabbing hijinx within automotive shops. I think. I’m really not sure why it was designed, but we love it. I’d be surprised if it worked as good as a regular wrench, but it’s a great way to add some comedy to your otherwise serious toolbox.

Everytime you adjust the fingers to fit your needs, it’s as if a little hand is holding two fingers up saying, “Do you love me this much?” and so forth. It’s all rather creepy, truth be told. I think it has to be used for evil. Yes, I think it must be made to pinch a woman’s butt at least once in it’s career.


Win a Baylis Eco Lantern or Magic Torch

Posted in Contests,Lamps,LED by Conner Flynn on January 10th, 2008

Win a Baylis Eco Lantern or Magic TorchWith the beginning of a new year, we have several exciting new things in store for you, our valuable readers. This is one of them. We will be featuring several contests and giveaways, so tell your friends, alert the neighbors and most of all keep a close eye on the site and come back often. Whenever we can, we will be sending cool stuff your way. So don’t miss out! You might even want to comment and let us know what you think about getting free stuff.

This time around we have something for you from our friends at Baylis. We have 5 My Magic Torches w/ phone charger. And we have 2 LED Eco Lanterns. These are some very handy gadgets and the winners will be very happy campers.

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