Sexy Squishy Peach Butt cell phone straps let you squeeze as much Charmin as you want. Booty squeezing has been scientifically shown to reduce stress, especially when those cheeks are decked out in all kinds of fancy undies.

With these cell phone straps, there’s no need to ever be without the soft touch of a woman’s backside…if she were like 4 inches tall. This thing just may replace the lucky rabbit’s foot for pervs.

Yee-haw and giddy up little doggies. Harmonix has announced that they will be releasing a new song update for their Rock Band game. The Rock Band Country Track Pack features 21 brand new songs to rock out to.

This new “Track Pack” will be available for all the major consoles like the PlayStation 2, PlayStation 3, Xbox 360 and the Wii. It features hits from numerous country artists including Shania Twain and more. Now I don’t know much about Country music and I’m not a fan, but I can only imagine that your screen will be filled with things like tractors, horses and perhaps Willie Nelson riding both. You can get this song update starting on July 21 for $29.99. The complete track listing below.

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