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Poptherapy: The week in geek news

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on May 23rd, 2008

Poptherapy: The week in geek newsWell, it’s Friday. Another week has come and gone. As usual we’ve covered a fair amount of geek related freakiness at Poptherapy. Below you’ll find a small sampling of what we’ve been up to this week, none of it good for society in general, but an awesome way to waste time.

How about using a large digging machine to undress a pretty woman? Kinda like using a back-hoe to undress a real ho.(I kid…I kid. She was a very nice lady.) What about a half-baked smurf? If it’s gaming and apparel you’re interested in

iCondom: Four years in the making

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on May 22nd, 2008

iCondom: Four years in the makingThe first ever “Clever condom”. They took 4 years to perfect them. The best packaging created by the best designers. They use a special patented formula of latex and the product ushers in a new era in the history of safe sex. It’s basically another arrogant iProduct that would perfectly compliment your iPhone, iMac, or MacBook.

It’s actually some sort of viral promotion. Pretty funny site. They got the attitude and arrogance spot on. People would probably buy them based on this site’s pitch alone.

Baked bread now looks like Doctor Who villian

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on May 18th, 2008

Baked bread now looks like Doctor Who villian
Kittiwat Unarrom has a master’s degree in fine arts and enjoys making body parts out of bread at a bakery in Thailand. Very realistic and disturbing body parts. They’re made out of dough, raisins, cashews and chocolate. He even paints the outside with edible paint to give it an even more gruesome appearance.

What do I think about it? I’m still trying to figure out why these bread heads look like Sontarans.(A popular Doctor Who villian as any geek knows) They’re horrible. And it doesn’t help that those aluminum plates look like collars. If these things come to life and take over the world, I just wanted you to see who your new masters were.

Google takes the privacy of Horses very seriously

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on May 14th, 2008

Google takes the privacy of Horses very seriously
Google rolled out some new technology that automatically blurs out human faces in street-level photographs. Oh. Horses too.

VoodooBuddy updates…voodoo

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on May 14th, 2008

VoodooBuddy updates…voodoo
In this day of digital technology, there are still those who use good old voodoo magic for revenge. The VoodooBuddy exists to upgrade and bring voodoo to the 21st century.

Just enter the information of your most despised rival, then poke away at the doll as often as you like. Users prick the networked voodoo doll with pins, and the output is annoying spam, disturbing email images, and disquieting text messages and phone calls channeled to the victim. But if you go too far in your curses, it will take a photo and send it to the victim instead, in order to reverse the curses and expose you.

Firefox logo spotted in space

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on April 10th, 2008

Firefox logo spotted in space
Here’s an interesting image captured by the Hubble Space Telescope. It’s an image of the variable star V838 Monocerotis which lies near the edge of our Milky Way Galaxy. Yes, it looks like the Firefox logo. The red area also resembles HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssesy.

I picture the starship Enterprise investigating and ultimately finding that this area of space is some higher beings hard drive. “I find this highly illogical Captain. Sensors are also picking up signs of Windows Vista, which indicates that the entire region is unstable and could implode at any time.”

The CatBox 360: Games for cats

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on April 1st, 2008

The CatBox 360: Games for cats
Cats want games too. If your cat wants to get into some gaming action, now they can thanks to the CatBox 360. When your cat steps into the automatic litter box, a new game is activated and a random music track begins. Colored indicators scroll down the LCD screen like in Guitar Hero or Rock Band.

When the cat’s paws scratch across the litter, it triggers the notes, and every time your cat “answers nature’s call” in the litter box, the game enters a bonus multiplier mode for extra points. Some tunes include: Cat Scratch Fever, Stray Cat Strut, and of course, Cool for Cats. The makers of the game warn that a handful of cats have started “doing their business” whenever they hear music playing, so be careful when you use your stereo. You may have a clean up waiting for you. No price or release date yet. Don’t hold your breath…Or do hold your breath since your cat won’t be able to stop playing.

Geek weekend-fun ideas

Posted in Humor by Darrin Olson on March 28th, 2008

Weekend Geeky fun suggestionsThe week’s about over and PopTherapy has put out a few good ideas to occupy your time in between napping, eating and gaming this weekend. They’ve posted a few somewhat-constructive projects that will keep your hands and mind occupied on something new for at least a few hours with things like fast power tools, solving old puzzles and some DIY ways to even further enhance your home gaming experience. Check it out:

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How to sneak beer past the illiterate

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on March 25th, 2008

How to sneak beer past the illiterate
You and I both know that “the man” has been trying to keep you separated from your brain numbing booze. He won’t let you take your precious juice into theaters, stadiums, preschools etc. How are you expected to get through the A.M.? Well now you can stick it to “the man”(Who everyone knows is illiterate) Now you can hide your beer cans in Canouflage, re-usable can wraps that make your Budweiser look like a Pepsi (Peski). The wraps cost $6 for 4.

You and your beer will never be apart again! Just act right! “The man” may not be able to read, but he knows a drunk ass fool when he sees one! Product Development really worked hard to come up with some convincing names too, like Peski, Sunkpiss and Mountain Spew.

The Air Poo: cutting edge innovation

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on February 14th, 2008

The Air Poo
Gentlemen, ladies…Your new throne awaits. Prepare to be whisked away, not by Calgon, but by a bold design that takes the toilet to new levels of bold innovation. Some features include a docking station for your big fat ass as well as your iPod, plus a heated seat, multi-touch flusher, and built-in surround sound. Because when you leave a Cleveland steamer, you want a touch of Vegas luxury.

The Air Poo. Reading material not included.

Are there little green men on Mars?

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on January 27th, 2008

Life on Mars?Does this photograph really prove that we are not alone in the universe? The internet has been buzzing about this photo beamed back from Mars. It may be just an odd shaped rock.

But I can’t help feeling like we are missing something obvious here…Hmmm.

Exhaust Burger: cooking with your tail pipe

Posted in Automotive,Humor by Conner Flynn on January 23rd, 2008

Exhaust Burger
Who hasn’t thought about cooking with the harmful pollutants that come from your car exhaust. Some brilliant Iranians have made the dream a reality, so you can now make the greasiest and nastiest car char broiled burgers anywhere.

Actually, they seem to have figured out a safe way to do this, so your meat doesn’t look like a black lung when it comes out. It uses a clamshell design to direct the gases around the burger, without polluting the meat. The only downside is that you’d have to stop every so often to either change out patties or flip the burger as it looks like it only cooks one side at a time. And because of the design, you might have to be careful about hitting a big bump and having the entire thing come away.

Track racing grannies slot car set

Posted in Humor,Toys by Conner Flynn on December 26th, 2007

Track racing grannies slot car set

Track Racing Grannies. Or as I like to call it Geriatric Kart racing. If you ever wanted to pit two elderly knitting machines against one another in a nail-biting slot car race, here’s your chance to see what happens. The only way this could possibly get any better is if they said things like, “Just a minute, let me count my change.” or if there were a few more “cars” on the track like old coots in rocking chairs maybe and nurses.

Basically, Edna and Betty are ready to race in their wheelchairs and on occasion careen off the track due to your need for speed. Each granny has an individual speed controller and the set will require 4 x AA Batteries (not included). The track measures 64.5 x 48 cm.

Alien-detecting mobile phone accessory

Posted in Humor,Mobile Accessories,Mobile Phones by Conner Flynn on December 13th, 2007

Alien-detecting mobile phone accessory

Do you suspect that some of your friends are actually aliens? Maybe you’ve watched too many X-Files episodes, but just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get you. First you need to consult Agent Scully, then you’ll want to grab this device.

It will detect Alien anomalies in your general vicinity. Any alien being, whether it’s a grey, has tentacles on it’s head, or looks just like us, will be detected by this little gadget. It will even detect UFO’s. It’s available from Japan right now. Finally, you can expose the global conspiracy and stop the invasion.

Animated tree face for a creepy Christmas

Posted in Home,Humor by Conner Flynn on December 6th, 2007

Animated tree face

The idea behind the Animated Tree Face is to attach it to your tree with the provided ties and let it entertain all of your friends. This thing looks like somebody cross-bred E.T. with a Chia pet. Your guests won’t know whether to be more scared of you or the Extra-Terrestrial that has taken your tree hostage. I just can’t see an enjoyable and delightful evening with this thing peering out at me, but to each his own.

If you set it to motion activation, it will tell one of 6 hilarious holiday jokes that it knows, or it will sing one of 3 song parodies. Or, if you really want to be remembered for many years to come as a total dork, you can use the included microphone to make it talk and sing with your voice. The mouth and eyes move and flash whenever it talks and sings.