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Prank Pack fake gift boxes for the holidays

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on December 7th, 2009

Prank Pack fake gift boxes for the holidaysCheck out these “Prank Pack” fake gift boxes. Great way to pull a prank on those you love this holiday season. Just be careful, they might get mad enough to throw punches. I know I would be pretty pissed off if I thought I was getting some sweet coffee mugs with built-in walkie talkies, only to open the box to find socks or some other crappy gift. So be warned, anybody who pulls this with me is in for a world of hurt. You don’t mess around with a man’s hopes and dreams.

Also available are: Beer Beard: Sneak beverages into sporting events under a fake beard, Birdie Belt: GPS rangefinder, belt, and buckle with integrated tools and tee storage, Noggin’ Net: Hat that doubles as a fishing net, Motorized Rolling Pin: 1/16-horsepower motorized rolling pin and the Wake & Bake Griddle: Combination alarm clock and breakfast griddle.

The Potty Fisher

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on November 11th, 2009

The Potty FisherGiven the diet of most Americans, you better decide which you want to spend your day doing, fishing or on the toilet. Cause with so little fiber in your diet, you probably can’t manage both. Or can you? Thanks to the Potty Fisher, you can have the best of both worlds.

Clog up the tank you are sitting on while fishing for magnetic fish in the tank in front. It combines a man’s two favorite hobbies, fishing and spending hours in the bathroom.

Hitler is furious that the iPod Touch has no camera

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on September 15th, 2009

Adolph was really looking forward to the iPod Touch getting a camera. We all were. I mean there’s a space for a camera in the thing. Why didn’t it get a camera? He makes a good point. I’m sure he’s not alone when he says that he will no longer drink the kool-aid.

Why does the Nano get all of the cool new features? Be warned, there’s a bit of bad language in the subtitles.

Handerpants: Tighty whities for your hands

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on July 23rd, 2009

Hey, you gotta protect your hands. Just like you protect your package. What better way to baby your hands and protect them from all of the daily activities that can lead to damaged skin and chaffing etc?

Never fear. Tighty whities for your hands have arrived. Yes, these are underpants for your hands. Ladies will be inexplicably drawn to your hands, as if you were an underwear model. Which you kind of are. Times two. Only $11.95. Money well spent if you ask us.

Study Ball will have your kid getting good grades in no time

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on May 13th, 2009

Study Ball will have your kid getting good grades in no time Sometimes all we need to do is look to the past for solutions. And it doesn’t get much more old school than the ball and chain. Let’s face it, getting kids to study is hard, but attaching a ball and chain to their leg is easy.

The study ball is a real 20 pound ball and chain with a timer. Just set how long you want your kid to study and attach the device. When his or her time is up, it will unlock, not before. Then they can leave their room.

“Alien skull” spotted on Mars

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on May 4th, 2009

"Alien skull" spotted on Mars NASA beamed back home some satellite images from mars. One of those images features an oddly shaped space boulder which appears to have eye sockets and a nose. So people are saying it’s a Martial skull. Further speculation shows that the skull is 15 cms with binocular eyes 5 cm apart. Also, the cranial capacity is estimated to be at 1400 cc.

There also appears to be a narrow pointed small mouth leading one to believe that this creature could be carnivorous also. We did some investigation of our own. Our findings are below.

Swine Flu surgical mask designs protect you in style

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on April 30th, 2009

Swine Flu surgical mask designs protect you in styleJust because you’re afraid of the dreaded Swine Flu doesn’t mean you have to look like Michael Jackson. These masks will keep you smiling during this scary time and all the other scares that are sure to follow in the 21st century.

No one knows what to think with so much conflicting info. Is it an epidemic? A pandemic? Can you catch it from bacon? Who knows? So instead of looking like a boring TV doctor in surgery, hit the town in style and look like a demented doctor.

Laptop Hunters: Homeless Frank

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on April 14th, 2009

This is an interesting take on the whole Laptop Hunters campaign. It’s the usual setup. But in this case they get a homeless man to go shop for a PC. Of course homeless Frank ends up with a PC. It’s not like you can get a Mac for the price.

Frank complains about the cheap plastic on the laptops and at one point says that he’s “poor, not retarded.” Guess he’s not a PC fan. This one should make all the Mac fanboys feel all warm and fuzzy I guess.

Brooklyn Superhero Supply Co: Where Batman shops

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on April 13th, 2009

Brooklyn Superhero Supply Co: Where Batman shopsCheck out this store in New York. The Brooklyn Superhero Supply store in Park Slope, Brooklyn is a place where you can buy all sorts of superhero supplies. Tools of the trade like grappling hooks, bottles of chaos and gravity, capes, invisibility paint, jars of anti-matter, secret identity kits, deflector bracelets and so much more.

The staff treats the products as real superhero supplies and the customers as real superheros. They even try to get you to quote a superhero oath at checkout.

PetBook K9 from Toshiba

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on April 1st, 2009

PetBook K9 from ToshibaApril 1st. Are you sick of all the shenanigans, hijinx and tomfoolery yet? I have one more for you. Here’s the first laptop for dogs. The PetBook K9 from Toshiba.

100% Organic Rawhide Casing is easily chewed. Built-in DoggyCam for Canine Video Conferencing. Pawprint Reader for extra security. Also features Bark-to-text software. Complete with bone shaped touchpad and is slobber resistant.

Nick’s Zune Warehouse

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on March 24th, 2009

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If you’re in the market for a Zune, why would you buy it from anywhere else? Nick’s Zune warehouse sells Zunes by the pound. They are totally dedicated to this, the most awesome portable media player ever. Remember this guy? Forget him. He missed out.

Come December 31st, you’ll be sorry you didn’t take advantage of Nick’s amazing deals. Nick’s an amazing pitchman, with the foresight to fill a whole warehouse with a highly desirable product. C’mon, help the guy out.

Pong-playing LED sheep

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on March 18th, 2009

Check this out. A bunch of Sheep herder dudes in the Uk got together and armed with a bunch of LEDs and a camera created some amazing moving art.

“We took to the hills of Wales armed to the teeth with sheep, LEDs and a camera, to create a huge amazing LED display.”

The best part? They create a giant Pong game with the LED wearing sheep. Sure there are a few stray pixels because the dumber ones can’t get it together, but it rocks.

Hack your VCR for some surprising finds

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on March 10th, 2009

I bet you have an old VCR lying around that you’ve been dying to dissect, but you just haven’t gotten to it yet. What are you waiting for? Do you not want another iPod Touch? Wait. Do you have marshmallows?

Or maybe it’s the thought of the little monster inside that has you scared. Just do it already. What’s the worst that could happen?

Behold the JesusPhone!

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on March 9th, 2009

Behold the JesusPhoneWay back in the day, when Andy Warhol claimed to have a direct line to god, no one was buying it. Probably because his crappy phone was just a generic phone. Had he had this phone, people would have been convinced. Looks like constantly referring to the iPhone as the JesusPhone actually turned it into one.

This piece was shown at the PULSE contemporary art fair in NYC this weekend. Details are scarce, like whether or not anyone actually talked to the almighty. According to a tipster, it was exhibited near works by Eckhart Hahn, but they are unsure if it was actually by him.

icePod: The iPod made delicious

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on March 3rd, 2009

icePod: The iPod made deliciousicePod holds a ton of GBs of delicious chocolate and ice cream. All DRM free in a user friendly design. Unlike other competitors, it isn’t insanely overpriced with low storage space costing you a bundle. And unlike other competitors icePod will not release an updated product every year with slightly more storage, just so it can scam you into paying out more money for a popular and trendy brand.

Most importantly, it melts in your mouth. USB compatible? You bet. Just slam that connector in and you’ll know it’s getting too much juice when it starts melting.