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French guy plays Mario Kart in real life

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on February 21st, 2011

How many times have you been in traffic and wished you could play Mario Kart in real life? Well, French humorist Rémi Gaillard actually did just that. He played Super Mario Kart in real life by driving a go-cart through city traffic while disguised as Mario. I wish I could have seen it firsthand.

And yes, he even tosses banana peels at other cars and drivers and even collects power-ups. Eventually some French motorcycle cops catch up to him, so don’t try this yourself.

Pee on things you hate with customizable Urinal Cake Kits

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on September 19th, 2010

Putting someones face on a dart board is so last century. Anyway, why do that when you can pee on them? With a customizable Urinal Cake Kit, you can piss on everything that you hate. The windows logo, your bosse’s face, your ex, whatever.

The kit includes a urinal cake, plastic cover, cake holder, clear plastic window, circle template and an all important latex glove. Only $6.98. It’s a real pisser.

Mejikara Anti-Wrinkle Glasses make you look like a low budget superhero

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on August 30th, 2010

Here in the US most people get rid of wrinkles by using moisturizing face cream, or Botox. The latter just makes you look like you are surprised all of the time and it must be really hard to move your face. Folks in Japan have a better way.

The Mejikara Anti-Wrinkle Glasses are designed to stop wrinkles before they happen, while at the same time making you look like you have a cheap superhero mask on. Just wear these silly yellow goggles for 5 minutes each day and supposedly will end up looking less old and tired. Because “On the inside of the Mejikara there are specially-designed ridges which massage and help your skin.”

Washing machine beats self to death cleaning a brick

Posted in Humor by Shane McGlaun on August 2nd, 2010

I bet that there are lots of people out there who see something and think man I wonder what would happened if I did this or that. Most of us never really do whatever it is that we are curious about, but there are a few folks who try out their wonders.

A guy has finally answered that question burning in my mind of what would happen if you tossed a brick in the washing machine after you hooked it up to what appears to be a more powerful engine. As the video starts the machine is already smoking and thrashing about with one brick in it.

iPhone 4 “End Call” Decal

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on July 21st, 2010

You could get a band-aid for the iPhone 4′s antenna problem, or you could just be brutally honest and get this “End Call” iPhone 4 decal to remind you not to touch it there.

This is a much better solution to the antenna problem than the free Apple bumpers. And no, you won’t find it at the Apple Store. It hits a little too close to home for them.

iHand solves your iPhone 4 reception issues

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on July 5th, 2010

Problems with the iPhone 4 reception? Need a hand? You got it. The iHand is designed to easily let you receive and make calls on your iPhone 4 without experiencing any signal drop whatsoever.

Let Steve tell you that you are holding it wrong now. iHand is precision-carved from a single piece of European beechwood so it’s light, handy and you can grip iHand any way you like. Problem solved.

Condoms for old school gamers

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on July 4th, 2010

Condoms for old school gaming nerds seems like an oxymoron. On one hand, the packaging and concept is completely awesome. On the other, it’s a condom product designed for those who will likely never use one.

Each package features different classic Game Boy games, similar to those you grew up with. Classics like “The Long End of Zelda,” “Dong,” “Bone Zone 2,″ “Super Mario Land of Love,” “Sextris,” or “Donkey Shlong.” Seriously.

Kiokicker puts soccer in your toilet

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on June 28th, 2010

There are soccer fans and then there are hardcore soccer fans. This one is for the latter. For those who can not even live without soccer while going to the bathroom.

This urinal has a suspended ball and goalpost. If your aim is good enough and your player strong enough, you can get it into the back of the net and score a goal. It would be perfect for a busy bar with soccer on the large TV.

Brando’s USB Itching Removal Instrument

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on June 17th, 2010

The USB Itching Removal Instrument from Brando aims to help you scratch that annoying itch. Should you get an itch, just whip out your USB Itching Removal Instrument, plug it into your PC and scratch that itch.

It also works using 4 AAA batteries. Or you could just itch it yourself. It supposedly works using electronic and optical spectrum technology. This is basically a $15 device for those who don’t know how to buy a $0.99 back scratcher.

Fart-absorbing blanket may save your marriage

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on May 2nd, 2010

The “Better Marriage Blanket” doesn’t save your marriage through communication or seeing a therapist. It does something much more important. It absorbs farts. And that will definitely save any marriage.

It uses “the same type of fabric used by the military to protect against chemical weapons,” so there’s nothing you can fart that will get through this thing. It will soak up any and all stenches being produced underneath. But seriously if your farts are so bad that you need this blanket, you should sleep outdoors and see a doctor immediately.

Girlfriend body pillow is perfect for geek with no girl

Posted in Home,Humor by Shane McGlaun on April 22nd, 2010

I have seen some weird things pop up for sale online, but typically, the major retailers like Sears stay away from anything that might be controversial typically. Sears has a new body pillow for sale that has boobs. The pillow is called the DeluxeComfort.com Girlfriend Body Pillow.

The pillow has a pair of boobs and an arm to wrap around your neck. I guess this would be perfect for the geek who has no girlfriend but wants to feel like they do. I am sure buying this pillow will mean you will never have a real girl though.

Chatroulette Piano Player

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on March 16th, 2010

Here’s proof that Chatroulette can be much more than just random penises and weirdos. This piano player has some pretty good improv skills.

He’s pretty talented. It’s interesting to see how people are using Chatroulette. One of the many things that Chatroulette is evolving into is obviously a place where a dude can do some improv comedy. This is one of the cooler Chatroulette videos we’ve seen. The girls love this guy.

HD Flip – In The Bedroom

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on January 14th, 2010

For your amusement we bring you the video above. If you haven’t seen it, we won’t ruin it for you, just watch.

Are HP webcams racist?

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on December 20th, 2009

So apparently the face tracking feature of the HP web cam will not recognize or track black faces as demonstrated in this video. Many users don’t have any problems with face tracking but, “As soon as my blackness enters the frame…”

Man, in this day and age? HP should get right on this. This is horrible. Obama is in the white house now. Are HP webcams rascist? Well, they Seem to track Wanda just fine. You be the judge.

Welcome Mat weighs your guests

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on December 11th, 2009

Welcome Mat weighs your guestsWant to scare any guests away before they even enter your home? This Welcome Mat will do just that, by weighing them before they can ring the doorbell. No one likes to be reminded of what they weigh after all. The question is, are they fit enough to enter your home?

This scale will tell you. Your mother and ex wife will leave you in peace at long last. And you will encourage dieting. Don’t worry, we think this is a gag, not a real product.