Chances are you won’t ever need a tool this badass in your daily life, unless you cut down tree limbs every day. But if you do, Black & Decker’s new Alligator Lopper is the tool for you. It’s scary even to look at. Think of it as a piranha that eats trees.

It’s just over $100 and has a gator’s face painted on it. So basically, if you are a real man, you’ll have already stopped reading and are on the order page. Your trees will be trimmed and you will frighten everyone of your neighbors.

You’ll also become an urban legend as stories of a man chopping trees with an actual alligator circulate around the hood.

[Dvice]