Cursed phone number gets banned

Posted in News by Conner Flynn on May 26th, 2010

Folks in Bulgaria won’t have to worry about being assigned the cellphone number 0888 888 888. Every single person who’s ever had that number was killed under suspicious circumstances. Cellphone provider Mobitel has permanently banned the number.

In other Bulgaria news, the government has recently banned the numbers 666. The new number of the beast will be 667. Make a note of it.

The first guy with that so crazy we don’t speak of it and we have now banned it number died of cancer. The second victim, a reputed mob boss, was shot to death. The third was a coke dealer who was gunned down. Despite the fact that those things have been causing death forever, Bulgarians chose to ban the number.

I’d check the water supply.

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