We all love a good head massage and even though we prefer the human touch, that isn’t always possible. Enter this dorky hat, which will massage your head while also keeping others far away from you.

The uCrown 2 head massager combines air pressure technology, vibration massage, magnetic therapy, heat, and even built in speakers so you can play relaxing music. The uCrown 2 will relieve stress while relaxing your muscles. It will make those around you point and laugh, while you cry.

The uCrown 2 is only $200. The public shunning you? Priceless.

[Dvice]