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Win a Star Trek Engineering Uniform T-shirt |
This week our readers have the chance to win some cool prizes courtesy of the folks from 80s Tees. Here at the ‘Brick you can win this awesome Star Trek Engineering Uniform t-shirt. While over at our Robot site Botropolis, you can win a Pimp Bender T-Shirt.
As for the Trek shirts, we have a total of 3 in size L. So what do you have to do to win one? Simple. All you have to do is comment below with a funny poem/haiku or thought about Red shirts dying in Star Trek. The idea is to make us laugh. Rules are below.
Rules: US residents only. Make sure that you provide your email address so that we can contact you. The contest will end no sooner then Friday June 20th, but may last a little longer if you haven’t made us laugh enough by then. So you have at least until Friday. The three winners will be notified via e-mail and we will announce the winners here as well.
Now get commenting.
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Well…
How can I make you laugh???
Let me see…I’m a brasilian Trekkie girl, who loves Star Trek and would love to win this T-shirt, most of all.
But I do not live in US, so….You’ll laugh…I’ll cry….Buáááá….
C’mon guys. I’ll get you started.
Captain Kirk
is a jerk.
He assembled an away team,
including me.
It’s not so bad,
in fact kind of rad.
The problem is,
I have to go pee.
I followed the order,
went into the transporter,
All the while bending my knees.
We landed on the planet,
Spock started to scan it,
as if there was no rush.
Kirk said fan out,
while I wanted to shout,
and I quickly found a bush.
I started to pee,
all full of glee,
when something poisonous stung my tush.
My shirt was red
and now I am dead,
all because of Kirk’s stupid whim.
The last thing I hear,
as Mccoy kneels near.
Yep. He’s dead Jim.
Violets are blue, and roses are red, why do crewmen on Star Trek who wear red become dead? Is is because that they are new? Or maybe because they look bad in blue. What is it about blue or red,blue you live but red you’re dead!! If I wrote for Star Trek, this is what I would write,”Give me the good ole days when it was black and white!!
I’m not a red shirt
The script is poorly written
McCoy: He’s dead, Jim.
Last Halloween, @ my son’s High school(stockbridge,ga). He left for school in a red shirt, black pants tucked into his black tims. I thought it was strange,but he is 15. When he got home, I asked about the getup. On that day was dress-up day. He went as the 5th star trek crew member. The younger teachers got it right away, the older ones ,just walked away looking confused. He got 2nd out of the school,winner some kid dressed and a mask of the gym teacher. I am growing a proper geek.
Red Shirt Cologne, because tomorrow may never come.
http://usera.ImageCave.com/donnaastea/StarTrekRedShirtCologne.jpg
RED OR DEAD!
I have a red shirt
Why can’t it be blue boo hoo
cry now red shirt…BANG!
I’d die for a red shirt.
My Captain invited me on an away mission, and all I got was this red Shirt.
Oh, crap!
Major Burns better Red than Dead! Or was that tail gunner joe.
We are so screwed down on planet wearing “shoot me I’m a target Red”.
a red ensign shirt
we know who will not return
transporter beam glows
I need a red shirt. {It hides the blood.}
I don’t have to make you laugh .. so don’t star trek me now please!