Vader Back Buddy Pack turns Darth Vader into a hugging wuss |
Times have been tough for Lord Vader. After a stunning trio of classic films where he was the ultimate bad guy, Vader was on top of the world. Then he hit rock bottom after three lame prequels, being portrayed as a lame sissy-boy by the highly feminine and over emoting Hayden Christensen.
Sadly, this Back Buddy drives the nail in Vader’s coffin and completes the sissi-fi-cation of the sith lord. This back-pack is so demeaning, even Ewoks won’t fear Vader, but will instead Worship him as the god of cuddly back hugs. It’s wrong. Very wrong.
$40 worth of wrong and available for pre-order, shipping in August.
[Star Wars shop] VIA [Ohgizmo]
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i would like to say that just because hayden is beautiful and sexy and soft spoken and sexy, and has good hair, and sexy, and doesn’t have balding in his family so he will always have good hair, and is sexy,has dreamy crystal sky blue ocean eyes, and sexy, and is very intelligent, (he got a full tennis scholarship to harvard), and did i mention he is FREAKING SEXY??? doesn’t make him ”feminine” or a ‘’sissy”. the director told him to act that way so he did. not hayden’s fault. so keep your overly obsessed star wars nerd insecurites to yourself and stop taking them out on hayden. he’s talented and freaking handsome (he just needs to stop smoking). you know you would do him! even if you’re a str8 homophobic self rightous man! you know you find him..what’s the word? oh yes! SEXY!!
Yup lisab…I second and third that. Lots of jealousy of hot Mr. Christensen out there…lots and lots of it. AND YES HE IS SEXY! SEXY, SEXY, SEXY! I love his laidback, relaxed, manly persona. Calm and strong. Guess people are just use to seeing men be jerks or thugs in movies these days. Neither of which is really cute, hot or SEXY. Hayden is SEXY! SUPER SEXY!