It’s the middle of the night. You’re lying in bed when you hear a prowler. Not a problem at all thanks to the Safe Bedside Table by James McAdam. Just jump up out of bed, wear your tabletop shield and grab your table leg club. You may want to shout something cool, like “This…is…Sparta!” then go do battle. The thief will be caught off guard and momentarily stunned to see somebody actually brandishing a club and shield. One quick hit to the head and it’s all over. The wife won’t be questioning “that stupid little table” anymore.
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Bedside, intruders, safe, safety, table, thief, weapon 
this might be useful if you want to make the intruder laugh themselves out the door. Me personally I will continue to use my 12 gauge shotgun and diffuse the situation quickly and efficiently
todd b! wht a hero! lmao! he would laugh while being struck in the face with a bat! wow nice wrk super woman!
very clever!
great invention
some people are just jelous they cant think of things like this 4 themself. just take the pizz out of other peoples ideas, from there computer chairs eating pies lol.
why don’t you combine todd b’s suggestion with the current product and have a 12 gauge holding up the table! not only would that look super awesome you could cause some real damage to the low life scum intruding into your house!!
stu mc… I like your thinking!
Now that’d be a killer f*%$$@g table right there
*silently wonders how many of you would remain standing after firing said 12 gauge*
*smirks*
They have a bedside gun rack, not sure what its called but it slips between the matris and has 2 hooks to cradle your 12 gauge Bessy…lmao at all this stuff…hope it sells…Spaaaarrrtaaans waaaaa oooh
Every Kid should make one in woodworking class.