The DeWalt-16 Nail Gun |

This thing has blood and carnage written all over it. It’s ideal for fixing up the house if you don’t mind everyone inside ending up dead as a doornail. It can send a 6-D nail through a 2 x 4 at 200 yards, and as it’s creator David Wiggins points out, you could literally sit in your lawn chair while building a fence.
Comes complete with a hundred-round magazine no less. No, this is no nail gun. This is a nail machine-gun. And I don’t ever want to work on a home improvement project with David Wiggins. Ever.
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Boy would these gadgets lead to some interesting construction site stories.
theres no way this isn’t a weapon used in murder after this thing is released.
where do i get one of these
That’s ok. I don’t want to work on a home improvement project with you either
also, for the record, i never said anything about putting up a fence from a lawn chair. someone else wrote up a blurb to go along w/ the pics they lifted from me, and that was circulating on the ‘net for a while before it got back around to me, via toolmonger. after i saw my stuff posted, i contacted them and gave them the real story.