The DeWalt-16 Nail Gun

Posted in Weapons by Conner Flynn on July 15th, 2008

The DeWalt-16 Nail Gun
This thing has blood and carnage written all over it. It’s ideal for fixing up the house if you don’t mind everyone inside ending up dead as a doornail. It can send a 6-D nail through a 2 x 4 at 200 yards, and as it’s creator David Wiggins points out, you could literally sit in your lawn chair while building a fence.

Comes complete with a hundred-round magazine no less. No, this is no nail gun. This is a nail machine-gun. And I don’t ever want to work on a home improvement project with David Wiggins. Ever.

[toolmonger]



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18 Comments to “The DeWalt-16 Nail Gun”
  1. Electronic Gadgets Says:

    Boy would these gadgets lead to some interesting construction site stories.

  2. joel Says:

    theres no way this isn’t a weapon used in murder after this thing is released.

  3. Anonymous Says:

    where do i get one of these

  4. David Wiggins Says:

    That’s ok. I don’t want to work on a home improvement project with you either :)

    also, for the record, i never said anything about putting up a fence from a lawn chair. someone else wrote up a blurb to go along w/ the pics they lifted from me, and that was circulating on the ‘net for a while before it got back around to me, via toolmonger. after i saw my stuff posted, i contacted them and gave them the real story.

  5. bob Says:

    It isn’t a nail gun, it is a M16 with yellow hardware and dewalt stickers

  6. justin Says:

    dude this shit is not a nail gun…
    its an assualt rifle look around for pics you will see that the fake 12v battery is a clip for regualr m4 rounds…

  7. Cissy Says:

    Seriously where can I get one of these. And how much does something like that.

  8. Cissy Says:

    Really it’s an M4 (but who’s complaining). I really would like to know how much it costs and where can I pick one up.

  9. bill_snizzle Says:

    Holy crap, I want one so bad. I need this for the zombie apocalypse.

  10. Bob Says:

    I’m ordering 10 of these NOW. we have a HUGE construction project. building those arks isnt an easy job. or I should say it WASNT easy, until now. 10 men with these, a few with chainsaws, and some with these, we’ll have a navy filled with arks in days flat.

  11. Greg Says:

    Bought a couple of these for the job site last week. Just a wee bit powerful for trim work.

  12. richy Says:

    tight i want it to shoot cats

  13. guy who relly wants one Says:

    seriously how do you get one of these i want one so that i can shoot my friends car tyres out

  14. Norma Says:

    I think it is great. I would like to buy one so I can nail the guy that wants to shoot cats.

  15. Anonymous Says:

    ya me to il shott the guy and save the cats

  16. ALaST0R Says:

    Give it to me. I’ll shoot the two heros that wanna save a bunch of dumbass cats. Not to mention everyone else in the room.

  17. Anonymous Says:

    I would shoot cats with it too

  18. Cliff Says:

    Much thanks to the posters here for advancing the 2nd amendment dialog and making those of us who believe in it seem less crazy. Nice going.

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