George Lucas frozen in carbonite

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on July 23rd, 2008

George Lucas frozen in carbonite
All I can say is that it’s about time. If I could have frozen him myself I would have. This is the man who gave us Ewoks. And for twenty some years that was the least of his crimes. He became public enemy number one when the Star Wars prequels arrived, giving us such intelligent and top notch creatures as Jar-Jar and the wooden acting of a young Mannequin Skywalker. He finally explained the force, which was some BS about midichlorians that are like little tiny atoms that can infiltrate the womb and create life instead of some cool mysterious force.

He basically threw the story of the original trilogy out the window and now he will pay for all eternity, frozen in carbonite. Oh yes, I want this on my wall so I can gloat like Jabba and laugh at him. And let this be a lesson to other directors who want to serve us up some crap instead of quality and well thought out stories. I imagine Spielberg can always dress up as Leia and rescue him while I sleep, but that’s what the Rancor and the Sarlacc pit are for.

Seeing this made me so happy.
[Nerdcore]

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6 Comments to “George Lucas frozen in carbonite”
  1. Inu Says:

    wtf is this real?

  2. maggie Says:

    George also gave us American Graffiti, Indiana Jones, Industrial Light & magic, PIXAR, THX sound, and a clean break from the Hollyweird stanglehold on creativity.

    I think he deserves a break. But, what do I know? I’m just a dog.

    Your friend,

    Maggie

  3. Wayne Smallman Says:

    I sense a dark force at work — teenage angst…

  4. Daigoji Says:

    Well said Maggie, well said… then again, I guess for agreeing with you I’m a dog as well.

    *sigh*

  5. Scott Says:

    Well said Maggie!!

  6. Chase Says:

    American Graffiti!

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