iBaby born with Apple birthmark |

Mark of the beast or a light-side prophecy fulfilled? I guess that depends on your perspective. My guess is this kid is going to grow up and battle to take his rightful place at the head of the company. Apple will just laugh as the kid shows them his birthmark and claims that he’s on a mission from God. A bunch of biblical stuff will go down, some floods, a plague. That’s when they’ll learn he aint messing around and they’ll give him the job, ushering in a new era of Apple products. Why do you think Steve Jobs was looking so thin recently? He’s stressed. Scared. Not eating. He knows what’s coming.
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Funny, I don’t remember this being in the keynote…
I don’t know why there is a sudden rush of articles on digg about this picture. This picture has been floating around the internet for YEARS now. That baby is probably all grown up.