ThinkGeek is neigh legendary for its April fool’s Day pranks and this year they have one, though it could actually be a real product that sells. The game is called Pii Pii Brothers for the Wii and includes (if it were real) a special thong that places the Wii remote where a dudes Johnson would be.

The premise is that the game would let a lady know how it is to pee like a man with bathrooms ranging from bars to palaces according to the description. The goal is to control a continuous stream of urine and try to get as little as possible on the floor and pee on various animals that pop out of the toilets.

That is the part that’s not so real. We can be honest here guys; we really don’t care how much gets on the floor so long as it doesn’t get on our shoes. Still I wish this was a real game, I could use it to train my son to actually hit the toilet at home. Home is the only place aim really does count because we might have to clean it up.

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