The ladies can now carry 350,000 volts disguised as lipstick, that will stop any attacker in his tracks. I only ask that when I hit on you, you don’t overreact and zap my nutsack for no reason whatsoever. This is meant for serious defense from an attacker. I just want to be clear on that. I didn’t appreciate the restraining order either. You know who you are.
It’s just 3 and 5/8 inches long, 7/8 inches in diameter and apparently comes in the colors shown. Also has a nifty flashlight. A word of warning to you blondes out there. Not that I believe all the dumb blonde jokes. I think you are all far smarter then they give you credit for. That being said, make sure that you think before trying to apply lipstick with your taser. It’s not hard to imagine a pretty, but none too bright young girl zapping herself in the lips, only to get up and do it again. And again. Just be careful.
[Red Ferret] VIA [Gizmodo]
TAGS:
defense, Lipstick, safety, shock, Taser
Do you honestly think that’s funny? I was really enjoying your blog until you started with the stupid stereotypes. What’s next, will you go on about smart and docile asians? How original. Maybe a woman’s actions in response to your ‘hitting on her’ would not be unjustified given your seemingly cavalier attitude toward women in this post.
Dear Anonymous:
Boo hoo hoo…..you’re a cow!!!
Mooooooooooooo
BG