Beamz Infomercial: Stupidest promo ever |

Last week we told you about the Beamz Laser Music System, but we had no idea how um…retarded this thing is. I’m still not sure if I watched a comedy sketch or not and I’m not entirely clear on what era I’m living in.
Unless you are a middle-aged metrosexual who loves lounge music, you really aren’t going to want this thing for $600. It makes you look like a cat pawing a ball of yarn. Your money is better spent on video games. The big bald guy seems so desperate to fill the void in his soul with his playing. Probably because he looks like fat bald Vader from Return of the Jedi. The video is below.
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Hey, I work for the beamz and just wanted to give you an update. The beamz has lowered it’s price to $499.95 and is being sold exclusively at http://www.thebeamz.com
Cool, but overpriced, I think. This is really nothing more than a glorified Wii Music, only with laser beams instead of Wii remotes.