How to sneak beer past the illiterate

Posted in Humor by Conner Flynn on March 25th, 2008

How to sneak beer past the illiterate
You and I both know that “the man” has been trying to keep you separated from your brain numbing booze. He won’t let you take your precious juice into theaters, stadiums, preschools etc. How are you expected to get through the A.M.? Well now you can stick it to “the man”(Who everyone knows is illiterate) Now you can hide your beer cans in Canouflage, re-usable can wraps that make your Budweiser look like a Pepsi (Peski). The wraps cost $6 for 4.

You and your beer will never be apart again! Just act right! “The man” may not be able to read, but he knows a drunk ass fool when he sees one! Product Development really worked hard to come up with some convincing names too, like Peski, Sunkpiss and Mountain Spew.

[Canouflage] VIA [Dvice]

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One Comment to “How to sneak beer past the illiterate”
  1. JJT Says:

    I had a similar set of these back in the ’70′s. They always say if you keep something long enough it will come back in style.

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