From time to time we come across something that is so wrong, we have no choice but to hide it behind the jump. This is one of those times. NSFW pictures after the jump.

We humans are freaky creatures. That’s probably why we create bizarre oddities like the one below. You can bid on the bitchcruiser on eBay. The auction opens for $2,303.81 and you have until March 16th. If your thing is to make a public spectacle out of yourself and get your nuts kicked in, you are halfway there already. Any women in your life will immediately throw your shit on the lawn and otherwise target you for castration. Which is probably just as well, they wouldn’t have given you the ride time this girl does.

[ebay] VIA [Gizmodo]