Gentlemen, ladies…Your new throne awaits. Prepare to be whisked away, not by Calgon, but by a bold design that takes the toilet to new levels of bold innovation. Some features include a docking station for your big fat ass as well as your iPod, plus a heated seat, multi-touch flusher, and built-in surround sound. Because when you leave a Cleveland steamer, you want a touch of Vegas luxury.

The Air Poo. Reading material not included.

[Air Poo]