Bible inspiration clock: Shut Up Flanders |

The bible inspiration clock strikes me as a very useful tool for the religious. It’s not only a clock that has a 5 minute sound chip that plays religious music and quotes from inspirational sections from the Bible, to wake you up, it could also potentially keep evil away from your bedside. We all know that demons and evil entities hate crosses, but what many don’t know is that they hate technology almost as much.
Imagine tucking little Rod and Todd in for the night, saying your final Okaly-dokay’s and sleeping soundly knowing that you’re safe and can be easily preached at first thing in the morning.
You can access 10 different subjects for random quotes, like grief, hope, faith, fidelity, hard work and other topics. Those who have been searching for a religious alarm clock can at last say Amen.
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